I'm pretty broke right about now and it seems like I'm willing to compromise my moral integrity for some quick cash. It's not like I had much anyway, so it's not like I'm falling from grace or anything. Nevertheless, a wellness questionnaire sponsored by my health insurance company is not something I would normally fill out voluntarily, but they offered me a $50 gift card and I couldn't resist.

They have to know people lie on these things, right? I mean, do you know anyone who is honest about their weight? And when your health insurance company is asking you how much you exercise, they have to know that all their data is going to be lies. It is not in my best interest to tell them I am a couch potato, nor is it wise to admit that I love buttercream, cake, and cham...

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