Today, I'm supposed to be looking at website templates, but I can't muster the energy to scour the WordPress site. The nagging vision of how atrocious my website looks on mobile phones should be inspiration enough to get this chore done, but it's not.

I should be setting up my blog posts to help advertise one of my publisher's birthday sales, pre-set tweets and Facebook ads, Instagram captions and Tumblr queues. I need to write things like: Yay, my book is $0.99, please buy it so I no longer have to be a middle-aged, part-time waitress living the writer cliché twenty years too late, but, like, more sincere and with better panache.

I should be writing a personal note for a publicity post for the pirate romance anthology I'm featured in, a cute little anecdote about the wr...

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