My right ear has been insufferably clogged all this last week and it is driving me insane. The constant pressure is messing with my equilibrium, and I would be willing to pay exorbitant amounts of money and/or do any number of morally questionable things if the ringing would just go away. I love silence, I prefer it above all else, but sitting alone in my quiet home just makes the ringing all that much pronounced. I want to beat the congestion out of my head, forcefully dig it out or something, anything, to make it stop.

On the plus side though, I can't hear a damn thing anyone has said to me recently and I feel like I am a better person because of it. There has been zero drama in my life lately, no outside negativity, and I have totally been able to avoid any and all conversations about...

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