Humanity lived on the head of a pin, precariously floating in the middle of an endless void, forever teetering on the edge of oblivion. The only thing that stopped this destruction from taking place was the simple fact that everything on Earth had a purpose and a place, and if anything was ever out of its element for even a second, the entire human race would go hurtling into the great beyond in the blink of an eye.

Minnie Rivers understood this better than anyone else in the world. In fact, she understood it so much better than everyone else, that she took it as her civic duty to take care of the humans that misunderstood the balance of the universe so badly that they endangered the rest of the species. Drunks, slobs, packrats, the homeless, and the dirty, those were the ones t...

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