This is very exciting!

(Cheers!)

Let's vote for the lesser evil!

Because, of course, one of the two must align with our every belief, right?

(More cheers!)

He wants to push sensitive extremist buttons

and insult his way to the top

but then all of the sudden

he's the cream of the crop

She wants to over-ride her dishonest actions

lead a country more progressive

yet her husband is her traction

jealousy, so possessive 

Can we just write our best friend's name in for the vote?

Or vote for the bartender, who's always got a quote

or I'll vote for the preacher, in which the Bible he phrases and totes

because it's more than you lie about, have we any hope?

United we stand, yet,

separate we understand

Update: We were bound to lose anyway, so, we lost anyway.