This is very exciting!
Let's vote for the lesser evil!
Because, of course, one of the two must align with our every belief, right?
He wants to push sensitive extremist buttons
and insult his way to the top
but then all of the sudden
he's the cream of the crop
She wants to over-ride her dishonest actions
lead a country more progressive
yet her husband is her traction
jealousy, so possessive
Can we just write our best friend's name in for the vote?
Or vote for the bartender, who's always got a quote
or I'll vote for the preacher, in which the Bible he phrases and totes
because it's more than you lie about, have we any hope?
United we stand, yet,
separate we understand
Update: We were bound to lose anyway, so, we lost anyway.