“Does anyone else have something to say or any questions about the new soul-poaching policies starting next month?” The little guy with the long horns asked.

“I don’t get it…” The giant pig shook its head, spraying everyone at the meeting with the drool hanging from its chin. “So now we have to kill them and convince them to come with us? That sounds like a terrible deal.”

The long horns guy sighed. “No, no, no. You don’t have to convince anyone, but you are responsible for carrying any newly-acquired soul back to central. No more leaving souls to free roam on Earth or Hell. If you want the soul credited to your account, you need to take it directly to central, AND, book it, okay?”

“Gosh!” The giant pig rolled it...

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