"I tried to hypnotize…actually I did hypnotize Seth just last week, but only for a minute and it didn’t go so well. But during that minute he said that he was a woman and that his name was Siobhan and I thought it was spelled S.H.A.V.O.N., but then your mom pointed out the whole Irish thing, which is weird but whatever…”

“Slow down Rory. Cripes!”

“Cripes is right! Big fucking cripes. Anyway, so then I remembered that I was named after my cousin Rebekah because that’s a Jewish thing, but I don’t think I was ever Rebekah, I think I was Rose.”

“Dude.”

“Right? So the J, is you and Jenna too. Or J is just you. It’s hard to explain, but it’s almost too obv...

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