I sent a postcard to a pixie.
All the way from Italy.
We exchange messages happily. As I lie here in Sicily.
I had lunch with an angel.
We both ordered a bagel.
We thought about getting a facial That wouldn't be so painful.
I went on holiday with a dragon.
We went to Oxford by a wagon.
He was training to be a baron
I hope his troubles will soon be gone.
I slept with a unicorn.
He was proud of his horn.
He was feeling so torn
Cause I didn't want to be in his porn.
I got drunk with a witch.
We both passed out in a ditch. Despite having the urge to itch I wouldn't want to switch.

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