Suddenly a lilac limousine pulls over beside the house. I bet she's hoping to be his new spouse.
“Oh here he comes with a big feather bow.
I would love to stay, but I have to go.”
When she left me alone
It chilled me to the bone.
I was left with velvet nighties and a collection Of the works of Sylvester Stallone.
Being in women's clothes was a blast.
Little did I know it would be a thing of the past: My hunger got the better of me.
Little Red Riding Hood made me smile in glee.
At first it went well.
And I thought I wouldn't have to tell.
Going for her was my mistake.
A life away from my family makes my soul ache. No more of my wife's lovely chocolate cake.
I hope one day they find out that Grandma Hood's death was fak...

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