Oh for goodness sake,
Stop looking at me with that disgruntled face.
You're not a supermodel,
But you're not a grizzly ogre.

The word ugly is banned in my presence.
Hey! Oi! I see what you're doing.
I know what you're planning to do.
Don't even think about it.
Put the razor down!

Step away from those pills
They're a load of rubbish.
Look at me again and repeat after me,
"I am a temple and I shell let nothing destroy me."
Remember that today is just another triumph

And bad days are just days that are bad.
Take no crap from your enemies.
Embrace your religion.
Take pride in your hobbies
And remember that you're bloody gorgeous.

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