Sweet little Chai Latte
Started a huge catastrophe:
Through no fault of her own.
That man over there,
Was bouncing off the wall.

The lady in the corner,
Stripped off: bared all.
The lad outside
Was in the loo for hours.

The kids were as high as a kite
Blasting out holy coffee praise.
The women next to me,
Took one sip and pushed
the cup away in disgust.

"I don't understand 
What the fuss is about.
They call this a Chai Latte:
What a load of crappé!" 

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