A MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR: We see here another one of Left Sock's plays. This one is divided into two parts, and lesser known than the other play. It's still very good! I swear. 

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(Narrator enters the stage)

NARRATOR:

Bow to the mighty hand of WolfBae, the slayer of Giants and War-chiefs alike. He who's names range from Sparta to Thebes, a warrior of the people, a fearless and godless man, at least some may think.

(Out comes WolfBae, he has no shirt)

WOLFBAE:

I am WolfBae, son of Eggthrow, next King of Athens I have defeated menaces like Griddle the Gree...

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