Upon the shelf of the Mr. Diddleberry’s home lived a bottle of Dr. Fructose Soda and Polar Bear Lake Water. For days the Polar Bear Lake Water has felt inferior to the macho Dr. Fructose.

“Polar Bear Taste Lake Water” Dr. Fructose would call the bottle of Water. “Steven is going to drink me up because I am the tastiest.” Dr. Fructose chuckled and showed off his bubbles.

The Water was depressed. There was nothing he could do, though healthy and good he had no taste. Dr. Fructose tasted like summer and fun and Polar Bear Lake tasted of seasonal depression and “oh man I should probably drink more water and work out more” and that is a feeling we all hate to have.

One night, Polar Bear Lake prayed to the water gods. “Why do I feel like I am good...

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