In the land of Greece lived two rival houses, the Spartos and the Athans. Both houses had the most powerful military and riches, yet the two butted heads. At first it was to see who was the best, and every Monday they meet up at the forum to talk.

“We like to fight with swords” said the Spartos.

“We too,” replied the Athans “but we also like to do it on water.”

The Spartos were in awe of this. They never thought about fighting on water before!

“Well, you silly Athans” said the Spartos, “we eat COPIOUS amounts of food for festivities.”

The Athans were stunned, for years they thought the Spartos as barbarians yet they eat lots of food at festivities.

“And so do we?” said the Athans. The two were at a stalemate, th...

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