"No… I think it's just angina. I hope it's just angina."

"How will you know?" Jamie heard her voice squeak.

"Well, when we see the Valkyries come to take me to Valhalla, we'll know it was probably a heart attack. But I'm pretty sure it's just angina."

"I don't know what angina is, but I'm going to assume that it means that your heart is filled with ponies and rainbows and it's a positive thing."

"You're one of those, aren't you?"

"One of whats?"

"The more scared you get, the more of a smartass you become."

"Screw you. We need to get you out of here. Do you have any weapons?"

"I keep a baseball bat in case I'm here when vandals show up, b...

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