Alright, folks, gather 'round for a story that's juicier than a watermelon at a summer picnic. Remember that Proud Boy member who decided to pull a 'Kool-Aid Man' stunt by crashing through a Capitol window with a police riot shield on January 6, 2021? Well, guess what? He just received a prison sentence longer than a Netflix binge-watching session—10 whole years for window shopping at the Capitol. Yep, he's probably the first person in history to earn a decade in the slammer for 'breaking and entering' in the most dramatic fashion. Talk about a plot twist in the annals of criminal history!

But wait, let's introduce you to the real star of this show, his wife, Lisa. She decided to take the stand and spill some family tea during the court proceedings. Lisa started by lamenting thei...

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