God one day decided that too many people were getting into heaven, so he went to St. Peter and said, "From now on, only the ones with a good story can get in."
   Peter shrugged his shoulders and agreed. Turning to the next guy in line, he says, "What brings you here?"
   The guy responds, "For months I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, so today I went home early to catch her. When I opened the door I found her standing naked, but alone, in the kitchen. I searched and searched but found no one. After all the running around, I became so overheated, I went to the window for some air and found a guy hanging naked from the windowsill! I started beating on his hands, and screaming at him, causing him to fall. But somehow, he lan...

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