I have two cats – I mean, I have two kids, and each of them has a cat.

Okay, I have two cats.

I’d always considered myself a dog person, because I grew up with dogs. We only got cats because that’s what the landlord allowed. While I still don’t consider myself to be a cat person, these two at home here are ‘my boys’. I post more pictures on FB of them than I post of my kids.

But I’m not that bad; I mean, I’m not like Diane –

When I was a senior in high school I lived in an apartment complex and had a neighbor named Diane. Crazy Diane was what everyone called her. She was a large lady, I believe close to 6 feet tall, with an explosion of red hair just on the top of her head, with the rest cu...

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