“Craig, I would love to, but I’ve got another crisis on my hands. I’ve got wildlings running all over south Arkansas, and I’m up to my ears trying to clean that mess up. I’ve even got Hollywood movie producers in Fouke, Arkansas interviewing everyone they run into. I think they’re going to make another Boggy Creek movie there—like I don’t have enough shit on my plate already. I’ll send Hank and Kenny down, though. They’re my most trusted enforcers. They’ll be able to handle it.”

Craig’s admission to Aaron had been right. We’ve grown too complacent. “Well, if you’re too tame to handle one little ol’ black woman, I guess I’ll have to take care of it for you. Don’t bother sending anybody. My grex will ha...

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