CHANNILLO
Hitman, Inc.
By Clark Ellis

Series Description:

John Dozier is a nine-to-five office worker who lives life half asleep, half lost in his own neurotic daydreams. When he stumbles his way into the middle of a hit contract mid-negotiation, his only way out (with life intact) is an offer to make the hit himself, at half the cost. To the suprise of even himself, he succeeds, and thus begins the discount hitman agency, run under the table from the very office in which John spends his business hours.

Fair Warning:
This story is about death, and killing people to death, and making jokes about killing people to death. Please read responsibly.

Category/Genre(s): Adult Fiction, Humor
Updated: Every Other Week
Status: Ongoing



Author Bio For Clark Ellis:

Clark Ellis writes here and at byclarkellis.com, and can also be found on twitter and instagram with the same byclarkellis handle. He likes making online friends with whom he can swap snarky comments because it's an emotional subsitute for real human interaction.







Series Description:

John Dozier is a nine-to-five office worker who lives life half asleep, half lost in his own neurotic daydreams. When he stumbles his way into the middle of a hit contract mid-negotiation, his only way out (with life intact) is an offer to make the hit himself, at half the cost. To the suprise of even himself, he succeeds, and thus begins the discount hitman agency, run under the table from the very office in which John spends his business hours.

Fair Warning:
This story is about death, and killing people to death, and making jokes about killing people to death. Please read responsibly.

Category/Genre(s): Adult Fiction, Humor
Updated: Every Other Week
Status: Ongoing


Author Bio For Clark Ellis:

Clark Ellis writes here and at byclarkellis.com, and can also be found on twitter and instagram with the same byclarkellis handle. He likes making online friends with whom he can swap snarky comments because it's an emotional subsitute for real human interaction.