in gleeful anticipation.

   And then, it happened. I suddenly realized that the phone was within the radius of my prison yard. I couldn't let that kind of opportunity pass me by. I had to reach out. Maybe it would gain me a friend!

   "Excuse me," I said with my nicest tone.

   The woman's head whipped around and her eyes locked onto me.

   "Who the hell are you?" she asked.

   "My name's Harmony," I said. "Would you like me to see if I can lure the little guys away so you can get your stuff? I've got a bag of popcorn that should do the trick."

   Zip's tail twitched again and I heard the unmistakable sound of a tiny squirrel fart squeak out against th...

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