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Word traveled fast and very inaccurately through the crowd. Some said that I had slain an entire battalion of Minions single-handedly with my one remaining slipper. Others claimed that I had finally found a way to end my existence using nothing but two pebbles and a lost button. The truth did filter through to my own legion of intrepid fans, but it took a little longer. Ferrous made his leisurely way to me and cleared his throat to get my attention. I was still a bit stunned by my latest bumble into infamy and it took him a minute and several sharp rocks to get me to look at him. When I finally turned my bleary stare his way, he nudged his head in the direction he set off in and left me to catch up.

There was much back smacking and rumbles of agreement from the new horde of Minions th...

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