on the Greed Level,” he said. He laughed his raspy Minion laugh. “Who knew that just airing a song about purchasing a staircase to The Unmentionable Place would warrant a toss into The Pit? It’s not like I actually said the word after all! I thought it would be especially tormenting for them to hear of The Place they all claimed to want so badly. I wanted to see the anguish on their faces while they thought there might have been a chance to bribe their way through those very locked and guarded gates.”

“You’re here because of a Led Zeppelin Song?” There was dead silence for just a millisecond before I burst into a fit of deep in the gut laughter that rivaled my earlier deranged hyena episode.

The Minion beside me sputtered and spat out his indignation a...

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