After the 5th intervention from her best friend, and her sister’s bleak comment yesterday reassuring her that it was okay to be asexual nowadays, and more and more people were getting out of the “sexless” closet and into a life without romance, she decided to give her feelings and thumb a chance, and she started swiping right on a few guys.

They were both right. Her last serious relationship was with Chris, a criminal defense lawyer with a light stutter that had actually made him popular in courts, and had helped him build a safe, mediocre career. When Chris, 35 back then, had asked her, 29, if she wanted to sign a prenup with him which was lawyers’ lingo for saying they had found someone that they wanted to spend the rest of their lives together, she had been the one that felt...

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