"Everybody run!"

"I'm too young to die".

"Let's get in the van! Fast!"

We finally step in the van, close the doors and look at each other, full of bruises and deep scars while Juan hits the gas pedal. Just another wild day in the life of a cleaning company worker.

"Did you get everything on camera?" I say to the camera guy. "I'm gonna sue their drugged up asses".

"I'm sorry" he says. "But they destroyed it".

"Good, at least we won't have a friggin camera pointed at us every second!" says Barney.

"I'm afraid this is your lucky day" says the camera guy. "I have a spare one right here".

Luck of the Irish, huh? Well, it doesn't matter, I don...

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