Lying in my bed, I hear the clock tick and think of you. Nope, not in bed, still in the van and no clocks ticking. This is just my phone ringtone. Well, you know what  I mean, every contact has a different song and this is my exquisite wife's one. I have to say, though, she's the only person who's been calling me in the last five years so technically I guess this IS my actual ringtone.

I answer the phone and before I can even say anything, my graceful wife
says with her silvery voice:  "Ben! Get your ass over here! It's important!"

"I can't, babe, you know I'm working" I say. "Besides, I just left like an hour ago, what happened?"

"The other couple! They're here!" she says.

"Really? are they nice?&quo...

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