[telephone conversation between two men acting as a female stereotype]
Don: O.M.G. Brad! You won’t believe what Rebecca said last night!
Don: She wants to see other people.
Brad: No. Way. What did she say?
Don: She gave me some story about how she feels that we just need to open ourselves up to other people in order to grow closer as a couple.
Brad: She didn’t!
Don: She did.
Brad: You think it’s Marcus?
Don: Oh totally.
Brad: That bitch, doesn't she know how much she’s breaking your heart?
Don: How could she? She’s never around long enough to care.
Brad: Oh Don, don’t cry. Come on, I know what’ll cheer you up. Let's go out, grab a drink and dance the night away.
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