- A few handfuls of raw chicken in bite-sized pieces
- A few handfuls of smashed up pretzels into a chunky powder consistency
- Some mustard (add honey to the mustard if you're feeling exotic)

* Roll the chicken in the mustard and then roll it in the pretzels

* Fry it in a pan or bake it in the oven until its cooked enough to where you won't contract salmonella.

*Eat it. 

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