Congratulations on your baby, 
Congratulations on your marriage; To the girl who was one of my dearest friends. So sad it fell apart. But you never saw yourself with me.

Congratulations on your second kid.
Ours would be close to 9, a little bit older. Does she know what type of person you were when you faked a car crash after I ended it because I could no longer stand the pile of insanity that is what you hide behind the mask?

Congratulations on your soulmate
I'll never forget when you said I was.

I picked you 3 just as a point to share that I've really begun to see so many people that fucked me over end up with their happy ever after. 

I'm a Good Luck Chuck.

All of you peasants are welcome.

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