The Number of Words Required for Dead Rat Identification
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My partner, Jack and I engaged in a discussion about a dead rat today. Specifically about the ID of the rat mentioned above.
Jack found a dead rat in the back yard yesterday. I'm sure he told me he dropped it in our yard waste container.
When I walked out the front door with the dogs this morning, I noticed a mangled dead rat in our front yard. As in flattened and gory.
Did the front yard rat fall from the sky? Was it a zombie rat which crawled out of the container? A mystery which begged to be solved.
I asked Jack, "did you put that dead rat from the backyard in the yard waste"?
To which he replied, yes, I did.
My questioning continued. Did you know there's a dead rat in the front yard?
No, I'm sure I put the ra...
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