My fascination with scams and scammers extends to stupid criminals. I scan the weird news section of the Huffington Post or the Mirror for stories.

It's a never ending joy ride. New Zealand gas station robbed by a guy dressed in a blue shark onesie. His partner wore a matching blue kerchief on his face. All this color coordination, good disguises, and they only poached candy. A lot of risks to satisfy their sweet tooth.

The next dynamic duo is carjackers in Michigan. They spotted a model on their list, hopped in and discovered a stick shift. Neither knew how to drive a manual, and the terrorized driver's instructions didn't help. Giving up the jacking after several minutes, they grabbed the driver's cell phone and split.

Not used to stealing cell phones, they forgot to turn it off...

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