weigh-in.  Dress small child on change mat and discover he is 'Ah gooing' at an eight-month old girl next to him.  Girl's mother remarks that my son is chatting up her daughter.  look at girl, she is twice his age and is about to get naked. Feel uncomfortable and dress small child quickly and take him home.

Go out to meet up with other new Mums at Diane's house.  Her son Ben has a Bumbo.  Try small child in Bumbo.  Decide he looks cute.  Eat two muffins, four jaffa cakes and slice of carrot cake. 

Sunny tells me that she thinks her boobs are big because they have expanded to fill her feeding bra and that if she had not bought such a large bra they would be smaller.  Consider if boobs could be like goldfish who expand to fit the size bowl you...

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