'THANK YOU, MOST entertaining. But, unfortunately, that was the most tasteless meal I've ever had the misfortune not to eat. I was going to say eat, but I hate to lie. I couldn't swallow a mouthful,' Chantana said as she pointed her spoon at a gooey mess of chicken curry.
'Brilliant, that's what I wanted to hear,' Dennis smiled.
'What? You took me out for a meal and wanted me to hate it? Thanks very much.'
'No, no, you don't understand. I will take you for a glorious dinner soon.'
'Look, let's get one thing straight, I am a food critic. I am not here on a date.'
Chantana swept her thick, glossy hair away from her face. She loosened the front of her tight blouse away from Dennis' eyes.
'Yes, I know, and I understand....

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