'I'M GONNA CALL you Einstein,' said Adam.
'What's an stein?' Henry asked.
'Exactly.'
'What are you on about?'
'We are mates, yes?'
'Of course we are,' said Henry.
'Well, mate, you are not like a razor.'
'Why are you talking in riddles?'
'A razor is sharp, yes? And you are not,' Adam answered.
'Because I failed maths?'
'Yes, and no, you are the stupidest person I've ever met.'
'That's not nice; I'm never rude to you,' said Henry.
'No, I'm sorry. I've had a few bad days, that's all.'
'What happened?'
'Who is the best footballer in school?' asked Adam.
'Ump, I suppose you are. But, unfortunately, I don&#...

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