Brian (w)'s Second Letter to Brian (e) (2)
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advertised 'international cola' called 'Big Cola,'

"Big Cola: 'Cause when it comes to trashy cola, we've got it in the can. And... Well- 'Garbage Cola' probably would have been more aptly utilized a name for it as even those cola flavored, bottle shaped, gummy candies that hurt your teeth like tin foil on a caries filling taste better than that detritus of a beverage did. Just my opinion, obviously, but I'd avoid it if I were you. Point of fact, I think the name is almost as bad as the drink. Who knows, maybe worse since it leaves a funky taste in your conceptual mind.

On the subject of colas, have you ever had 'Big Red?' It’s not...

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