Hello Mister Dykeman,

How are you and the new- 'as of now, not-new,' Gal Pal getting on? I don't honestly know how anyone does it. Dating can be so... overly daunting. Even the good ones get... Well, for instance: I went on a date the other week and right from the start it was going absolutely great.

(Image of indestructible love) Romance is: Not being distracted by bullshit like the 'Great Pacific Garbage Patch.'

Even before we met in person I had a really good feeling about this girl, Brian. We were communicating via text like crazy, making jokes... sharing at least close to similar shared interests. How do I even begin to explain to you ho...

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