album 'Get Lucky.' I know guards are guilty too. Don't worry though- in your reply you can write 'a friend of mine' and couple it with the word 'allegedly' to keep things innocuous and for the sake of your- 'your friend's' guardesque anonymity. (Learned that trick from huckster media scoundrels and all the Cosby drama they haven’t let us get away from.) Just write 'allegedly,' and you can claim anything without legal recourse. I suppose you might need some sort of source material to even generate a claim, but that’s what blogs are for, right?

But not to worry, in my case and in yours, I'm not a lawyer or of the desire to get entangled wi...

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