Do they let you ladies smoke in prison? Smoking is disgusting. Cool, but disgusting. I've heard it makes women taste bad too; throws off their PH or something. I'm guessing, but I'm not a scientist nor do I know from empirical experience, because I've never dated a smoker... to be clear.

You probably have to do it out in the yard, huh? Smoking that is. My issue with smoking is not only that it is a migraine trigger, but a lot of the people that smoke heavily start to absolutely reek of it. I’ve heard tale of reekage being on account of those people smoking cheap, stale-ass cigs.  But I don't buy it. But if that is the case my opinion is: if you are going to light up something that gives you cancer, always go high end. Also, get the stuff that doesn't make you absolutely repugnant to others, even though it does.
You don't chain smoke cheap cigs and smell repugnant do you? Geez, what am I asking? You're in prison of course the cigs will be cheap. And if you do chain, how would you know you emanate the reekage?

(Wow, probably should have thought of asking if you smoked before going off on a tangent about calling those folks repugnant. I guess that's the disadvantage to writing with ink, it's like committing thoughts to stone. Hence my pontificating on the incongruencies with perceptions of what make people racists. Because writing about the subject makes you one by association.

I suppose at this point I basically relying on the guards to censor that rant for you and save my public persona as a non-mental-picture racist, which most people would probably think I am.

Anyway, I saw in the movies that cigs are like currency in prison. That's kind of interesting.  Maybe they should sell nicotine gum there. That could be like coinage where cigs are like bills. Oh, if I ran prisons...

Piñatas and shit from the rafters. Not like ‘literal’ Northern Ireland, Dirty Protest: shit on the walls 'shit' from the rafters, but like- ‘shit’ as a word to function as a comprehensive noun. e.g. The word 'Shit' representing Balloons, decorations and Tiger Beat posters from the rafters. Pin the tail on the Warden posters to boost morale and show I'm a good warden able to laugh at myself. (If "'Shit' as a comprehensive noun" wasn't clear.) But obviously anyone that played 'Pin the Tail on the Earden' would spend time in the hole, naturally. If Stacy Keach taught us anything it's that there's no disrespecting the warden. Funny how much of our perception is based on what we are fed on television, books and movies and not personal experience, huh?

So, you never really elaborated in too great of detail about the food situation there, just that you don't have state sponsored omlet bars. Which... I suppose makes sense for someone being punished.
I bet you miss things like Chinese food, huh.

Do you have like- an Asian cuisine day there? They really should if they don't, especially to appease whatever Asian or Pacific Islander presence there may be in the prison. Even if it's just one side or entree once or twice a month. Like some Kimchi for instance. hmm... Kimchi, I bet you guys... Erm 'ladies' would appreciate some state prepared Kimchi.

Hey check out these death row last meal requests: (List of Death Row Meal Requests)

Have you heard the theory that George W Bush is actually a space lizard? One of the Annunaki Reptilians from space that is here to shape and eventually take over the world?

I bet they would leave Africa alone though. Only thing people want out 

of there are gemstones and... wait for it... 'Bush' Meat.

Well, I guess Africa would still be on the table in that case. There's sand in their deserts too; incase the space lizards need to make a lot of glass for some reason. Which, if they are of higher intelligence they will realize they do need since glass is BPA free. I can't imagine endocrine disruptors, leeched from BPA plastic is good for estrogen free space lizards either. You think they'd take on reptilian mammaries if it did effect them? They'd probably call them ‘Reptilaries.’ Can you imagine scaly aureolas? But who knows, maybe that would be our key to winning the war, like how bacteria killed the aliens in the movie 'the War of the Worlds.' It's just the Annunaki'd have to drink a lot of water from old hiking bottles and eat a lot of their human meat and kimchi from cheap Tupperware that had been twice heated in a microwave to get deadly enough doses of estrogen into their bodies. Or if they canned human meat in epoxy coated tin cans. Does having the last laugh matter if it takes three generations to kill them all off or give them tits? I think it might.

Anyway, it'd be a much slower played turn of the tide than War of the Worlds was, I guess is the important realization to take from this particular exchange. Obviously our own bacteria won't be a factor by

then, if you were gonna mention that, that's the whole reason they haven't taken over yet, they are building their resistance. I know that's what I'd be doing too right after I saw War of the Worlds, instead of trying to figure out why the aliens in the film were misting the planet with the blood and body parts of the people they didn't want to eat. I can’t help but think Its like they were transmuting the earth into a giant, used, feminine hygiene product.

Is that alright to write? You think anyone else arrived at that conclusion? Made that association? You think anyone is still reading this? Fifteen pages deep. Good thing you're in prison, with nothing else to do.

The Martians motivations gotta be pretty dire in my book to do that.

Hey, have you heard of the McClintock effect? Better known as Female-cycle synchronicity phenomena? (The original title for The Police album title for ‘Synchronicity;’ little known fact.) That's some damn interesting science right there, if you ask me.
On that note...
I will let you get back to prison.
Hope you are doing, just fine!

Warm wishes,

-Brian

(Do you think the TV show 'V' about the lizard invasion may have been an early warning?)

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Do they let you ladies smoke in prison? Smoking is disgusting. Cool, but disgusting. I've heard it makes women taste bad too; throws off their PH or something. I'm guessing, but I'm not a scientist nor do I know from empirical experience, because I've never dated a smoker... to be clear.

You probably have to do it out in the yard, huh? Smoking that is. My issue with smoking is not only that it is a migraine trigger, but a lot of the people that smoke heavily start to absolutely reek of it. I’ve heard tale of reekage being on account of those people smoking cheap, stale-ass cigs.  But I don't buy it. But if that is the case my opinion is: if you are goin...

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