Fair greeting, Miss,

My name is Chester and it is quite the honor to recieve your correspondence. My hope is this letter finds you well and in spirits most elated. I work here at what I like to call the 'Kindly Quilter,' but as you know is actually referred to as the Keepsake Quilt Shop. Serving as what I like to cheekily call the store's 'Geriatric Assistant' I officially serve as the store's 'Stock Boy;' a term I feel isn't justly descriptive of my actual age or position. Nary a boy, at 42 years of age, I not only place product throughout the store, one of my main and more important duties concerns updating our log of patterns, materials and catalogs. Famili...

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