Hey Lady,

   So… how’s jail? Can’t be all that great. But, hey, maybe it is… Fingers crossed.

Anyway, diving right in, I have something important to disclose to you. For some time, well, ever since you started writing me, I’ve been taking advantage of your being locked up by posting our letters to a paid subscription service and profiting on your pain to the tune of five dollars a month per subscribed user. I know this probably comes as a cutting admission, maybe even to the extent you feel it deep down in upturned guts...

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