Brian, Brian, Brian,

Dick.. dick.. dick,

Let me catch you up on recent events:

After a seemingly innocuous internet search of ‘our’ name, which I don’t usually do, for obvious, non-narcissistic reasons, I came across a certain “web serialization” “someone” apparently “created” with our letters. To say this is a betrayal of trust, man-- well, it’s not exactly on par with posting nudes or revenge porn, but I don’t know what’s worse, your posting these things without permission or my having to pay fi...

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