I hope this finds you having enjoyed your trip. In regard to your silver dollar postcard, you gave me quite the laugh in your needling me about being a thief. ‘Baiting’ me with future heist material was somewhat inspired, especially since, in truth, there was actually no robbery at all.
I’ll explain, it’s about time I laid it all out for you anyway. The whole ‘convenience store robbery’ story is what you might call a ‘slight’ substitution. As dumb as such a thing is, it’s something that sounds cool. For that reason, I used to employ it, almost exclusively, for the purpose of plumping up the perception of my crime stats, as it were, for the sake...
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