Hey Brian,

I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this question, but you aren't in love with this woman you? (Not so soon after the Giant Feminist you gave all your knives to to be sharpened. You ever get those back ?)

You know long distance relationships don't work, right?

If you are in love. That sucks, man. I can imagine that whole thing is pretty touch and go, her being in Virginia, you in Oregon, never seeing each other... her being a convict; apparently a deceptive one. 

My suggestion: you might just stop writing to her. If not, try to be objective and keep emotion out of it as much as possible; a good approach to life in general, not just f...

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