Mr. Dykeman 

It is with a heavy heart I write to inform you, I think I have been duped by this lady in prison. I don't know where I went wrong or if you have much experience in this area, but I think she got me something good, man. 

At first it was like she was just playing dumb- just reeling me in with these boring letters, but then... when I was all but unsuspecting... Err when I was 'nothing' but unsuspecting-more appropriately- she pulled the rug out from under me. (Or to stay in the original metaphor its like she yanked me onto the deck of the boat to writhe around and suffocate using my own rod; on account of not having heard of too many fish you pull a literal rug out from under when fishing.) 

Why do you suppose they call it 'fishing,' when going after sea creatures but 'hunting' when on land? Sure, 'Deering' doesn't sound right now, but if we had started out using the name of what we were hunting, instead of 'hunt' we might have stuck with it. Case and point, you don't go 'fishing' for Whales, you go 'Whaling.'

(Just don't bring up Dolphins, Octopus or Squid. They pop a hole in that conversation's bubble)

Anyway, I'd say this woman 'turned against me,' but that would be the understatement of the universe, because what she really did was turn 'me' against 'me,' utilizing my style and voice. And I'm really just at a loss as to how to or if I should even move forward in 

keeping up a correspondence with her. 

And if I do, how should I do that?

She pretty much took away the keys to the kingdom and I don't know that I know how to deal with 'that' more specifically than a relationship; if you'd even call it that when its patched together through the means of writing letters.

In any event, I'm gonna have to cut this short, plans to plot and all that. Here's hoping this finds you without enemies trying to subvert their own agenda, dupe you into anything against your will or take the keys to your own kingdom.

-Brian 

("Large Mouth Ass." - D.O.W)

P.S. I just discovered 'Flounder' from 'the Little Mermaid' isn't actually a Flounder. Imagine my dismay knowing a flat fish could have been on screen if he was.

Flat fish are the devil incarnate 

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Mr. Dykeman 

It is with a heavy heart I write to inform you, I think I have been duped by this lady in prison. I don't know where I went wrong or if you have much experience in this area, but I think she got me something good, man. 

At first it was like she was just playing dumb- just reeling me in with these boring letters, but then... when I was all but unsuspecting... Err when I was 'nothing' but unsuspecting-more appropriately- she pulled the rug out from under me. (Or to stay in the original metaphor its like she yanked me onto the deck of the boat to writhe around and suffocate using my own rod; on account of not having heard of too many fish yo...

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