It is with a heavy heart I write to inform you, I think I have been duped by this lady in prison. I don't know where I went wrong or if you have much experience in this area, but I think she got me something good, man.
At first it was like she was just playing dumb- just reeling me in with these boring letters, but then... when I was all but unsuspecting... Err when I was 'nothing' but unsuspecting-more appropriately- she pulled the rug out from under me. (Or to stay in the original metaphor its like she yanked me onto the deck of the boat to writhe around and suffocate using my own rod; on account of not having heard of too many fish yo...
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