Vanity Fair Letter to the Editor:

Dear Editor of Vanity Fair,

An acquaintance recently wrote me a letter, correlating and tallying the content pages of your magazine against its advertisement pages in an effort to simulate for me the experience of your May 2016 issue.

(He didn’t know I have access to that particular issue and am able to suffer the reality he awoke me to all on my own.)

I must say, apart from his numbing commentary and attempt to be funny, he not so subtly addresses a very solid point-least of which was your Editor’s letter was the first solid piece of content in the magazine and was on page 50!-that we as the apparently dwindling read...

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