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Greetings Bianca,

So... one of my sister's Vanity Fair magazines came to the door the other day. Amy Schumer is on the cover in this red jumpsuit, crouched like a tiger and showing off her curves. Out of sheer boredom, or perhaps enticement through attraction, I cracked open the magazine and page after page ......

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