This actually happened, and as you will come to see…it is a story that deserves to be told.

Let’s begin with; in my backyard you will find my patio, my lawn furniture, my ‘Welcome to my Fortress of Solitude’ sign and my lawn. All of which belongs to me and I keep these things in my back yard because well, I spend a lot of time there both by myself, and with family and friends. I would also like to note that the yard is completely fenced around the border, if for no other reason other than to remind the people who live near me that I am exceptionally fine without them walking over said property line.

Now, behind our plot I have a neighbor who lives with her husband and her dog. This is in fact, all I knew about the woman, which suited me just fine.

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