Prior to marrying your mom, I had gone through a lot of roommates over the years. I’ve had roommates, not necessary because I wanted them, but life is expensive and sometimes you need help with the rent. So they were a necessary evil and they were hard to keep around. I’ve had more roommates than Spinal Tap had drummers (you’ll need to ask your mom about that reference). Most of them I lost because they ended up getting married. None of them spontaneously combusted (once again ask your mom). That is the nature of the beast with roommates. One such roommate was Jimmy Jazz .We got along well and we continued to be best buds years later.

One day I was in bed half asleep, when Jimmy unceremoniously woke me up because there was someone he wanted me to talk to. It was his girlfriend Sarah...

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